Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Bootlegger - Beard Oil - Oak Barrel Whiskey, Candied Lemon, Burnt Sugar
Ronald Gatlin
The Bootlegger - Beard Oil - Oak Barrel Whiskey, Candied Lemon, Burnt Sugar
Doesn't speak easy, it speaks loud

Amazing scent! Easily one of the best butters/oils I've gotten. The whisky note comes through but not strong. The lemon isn't overpowering as well.

The Warlock - Cologne - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Anthony Simon
The Warlock - Cologne - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Dr slumber

At first I was a little put off by it but it turns out to be one of my favorite scents

Rum Runner - Beard Butter - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
Jose Hernandez
Rum Runner - Beard Butter - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
Best scented rum spice

Great scesnt and the application goes in smooth . My beard has never smelled better.

The Crusader - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Justin Turnley
The Crusader - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Finally found "the one"

Over the years I have tried MANY different beard product brands..starting from store bought garbage to to online specialty shops all claiming "they're the best". My beard is very thick, and very curly and nothing has been able to help get rid of that dry wirey feeling...until i came across Fable Beard Co. I said oh great...another online shop claiming to be the best...sigh..well I guess I try it. And boy am I glad I did!! The other difficult one to please is my wife..she's a picky one. And while there are many flavors of scent I would like to try, I know she wouldnt like them..oh well..that being said, the crusader is a winner for both of us! And im looking forward to trying other scents in the future. My beard still has a long road to repair the damage other products have caused but there is finally a light at the end of the tunnel. Even in the short time ive been using Fable, there has been a noticeable difference in the health of my beard. I will absolutely be recommending Fable Beard Co. to everyone I can!!

The Shark Hunter - Cologne - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Paul Sweatt
The Shark Hunter - Cologne - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
This is my favorite summer scent

I recommend you stock up

Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Carlos Payne
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla

Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla

The Wizard - Body Wash - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Chris Hendricks
The Wizard - Body Wash - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Works great

Smells amazing too

The Everyday Hero- Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Sticky Sweet Cotton Candy, Fresh Baked Funnel Cake, and Warm Vanilla Sugar
Christopher Tabb
The Everyday Hero- Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Sticky Sweet Cotton Candy, Fresh Baked Funnel Cake, and Warm Vanilla Sugar
Everyday Hero

I had two different people tell me I smelled like a carnival, which I’ll take as a compliment.

The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Sven Wolfe
The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
The Hero beard products

Smell is amazing as always. Very happy with these products. Beard is soft and full. Highly recommended. Told some friends at work about the products.

The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Michael Dapello
The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Amazing

Shark hunter has become one of my favorite scents.

The Teacher - Beard Oil - Fresh Apples, Wild Berries, and Creamy Vanilla
Roger Barkley
The Teacher - Beard Oil - Fresh Apples, Wild Berries, and Creamy Vanilla
Love it

My beard is softer & more manageable as well as laying down better. Not to mention my wife loves the fragrance

The Crusader - Deodorant - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Spencer
The Crusader - Deodorant - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice

The Crusader is a great year round scent- very clean, masculine, and long lasting.

The Crusader - Beard Wash - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Spencer
The Crusader - Beard Wash - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice

The Crusader is a great year round scent- very clean, masculine, and long lasting.

The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Spencer
The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice

The Crusader is a great year round scent- very clean, masculine, and long lasting.

The Crusader - Beard Conditioner - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Spencer
The Crusader - Beard Conditioner - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice

The Crusader is a great year round scent- very clean, masculine, and long lasting.

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