Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Patriot - Beard Oil - Southern Pecan Pie, Fresh Spring Berries, and Creamy Vanilla
Abadlibra1076@yahoo.com
The Patriot - Beard Oil - Southern Pecan Pie, Fresh Spring Berries, and Creamy Vanilla
Southern as Pecan Pie

This one is a definite winner. Great smell.

The Lifeguard - Beard Oil - Pineapple Margarita, Creamy Vanilla & Golden Amber
Abadlibra1076@yahoo.com
The Lifeguard - Beard Oil - Pineapple Margarita, Creamy Vanilla & Golden Amber
Tropical

Smells like a Pineapple Margarita.

The Wizard - Beard Butter - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
G.h.
The Wizard - Beard Butter - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks

Love the smell

The Bard - Beard Oil - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
E.O.S.
The Bard - Beard Oil - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt

Amazing oils! I buy in bulk and keep half a dozen "flavors" in rotation.

Hitchhiker - Beard Butter - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass
Jason Doss
Hitchhiker - Beard Butter - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass
The Best

I have been a Live Bearded fan for years. I thought they could not be beat. Until I saw an ad for Fable and read the scent descriptions and wanted to give it a try. I am not disappointed at all, in fact I am switching over to Fable full time. The beard oil is great and lightweight. Don’t get me started on the beard butter. At first look it almost looks like a balm until you get some and it melts in your hands. The scents are great. Not too strong and they last all day. I cannot wait to try some more. So far I love The Hitchhiker and The Imagineer. Keep up the great work.

The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Jordon West
The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Apple cider

Smells just like apple cider but with a hint of spice, good beard oil as always

The Marionette - Beard Balm - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke
james
The Marionette - Beard Balm - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke
Puppeteers dream!

Smells just like Geppetto's workshop!!

The Marionette - Beard Oil - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke
james
The Marionette - Beard Oil - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke
Great scent!

Really like the Marionette! Reminds me of what Geppetto's workshop would possibly smell like if you were to visit. Warm spiced cider in a mug, old dusty mahogany shelves with puppets sitting awkwardly and rich tobacco pipe smoke lingering in the air. Amazing take on a great scent!

Mystery Gift
R.L.
Mystery Gift

Greatest purchase ever!

Corpsicle - Beard Butter - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla
Stephen Walker
Corpsicle - Beard Butter - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla
Very sweet and long lasting

I let my wife pick one out for me and this is what she settled on. It’s sweet and lasts all day since I smelled it after a 12 hour shift.

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Deodorant
Jorge
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Deodorant

This deodorant is amazing with its unique strong scent wow im buying this brand from now on no more old spice etc

Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Chris
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Smells amazing and weekends great

Best I have found so far, and I have tried dozens of different companies.

The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Nick Ward
The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Just in time for the harvest.

Y'all have managed to put the very essence of fall into a bottle. Beard is smooth and healthy. Smells amazing! 10/10 🤘 keep up the awesome work!

The Scribe - Beard Conditioner - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Joseph
The Scribe - Beard Conditioner - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte

AMAZING PRODUCT!! This combined with the beard oil and beard butter smells incredible and does not leave your beard greasy AT ALL.

The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Adam Cloutier
The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Excellent stuff

Excellent beard oil and beard wash! The scent makes me think of Autumn.

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