Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Slasher - Cologne - Spiced Rum Cake, Smoldering Citrus, Splintered Wood and Sinister Cinnamon
Robert E Ripley
The Slasher - Cologne - Spiced Rum Cake, Smoldering Citrus, Splintered Wood and Sinister Cinnamon
Slasher

I enjoy the scent profile alot wear it a lot some women like it but a few do not but I enjoy it at least .

The Djinn - Cologne - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Heather Rutherford
The Djinn - Cologne - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
In love

The smell of his beard oil and sad was so great on my husband‘s beard that I actually started using it in my hair. I was so excited to see that this came out in a clone. I bought it for him and for me. We love Renaissance festivals and it reminds me of a festival!

Rum Runner - Beard Butter - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
scott
Rum Runner - Beard Butter - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
great scent and butter

As I mentioned in the beard oil review for this scent, it is a solid every day scent. Some bay rum butters and oils from other brands smell like candied spice drops. No thanks, I do not want my beard to smell like a one dollar bag of candy from a convenience store. This scent here with the lime and coconut is a winner and hands down the best of all bay rum offerings on the market

Arachnid - Beard Oil - Venom-Dripped Tobacco, Cloved Apple Stew, Dark Autumn Spice
Joseph W.
Arachnid - Beard Oil - Venom-Dripped Tobacco, Cloved Apple Stew, Dark Autumn Spice
Really wonderful fall scent

Don't let the spider scare you away: this is a really lovely, dark autumnal scent -- although I was expecting more pipe tobacco than I'm getting. Still, definitely a worthwhile purchase for anyone who's getting excited about fall (or just likes a cozy vibe).

Rum Runner - Beard Oil - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
scott
Rum Runner - Beard Oil - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
A great scent

Having a beard my entire life and now turning 65, I look for fragrances that are not as crazy as the young crowd might like. Rum Runner is a classy great fragrance that I can use every day. The only problem with the scent is when I apply it before bedtime and I can't get to sleep right away because my beard smells so good, I just lay there and enjoy the scent!!

Hitchhiker - Beard Oil - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass
Michael
Hitchhiker - Beard Oil - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass

Great product

The Elemental - Beard Butter - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Michael
The Elemental - Beard Butter - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust

Great scent!!! Feels like a quality made product

The Highway Hunter - Beard Balm - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
B
The Highway Hunter - Beard Balm - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Great scent

Really impressed on the sublteness of this scent. Cinnamon really pops

The Lifeguard - Beard Butter - Pineapple Margarita, Creamy Vanilla & Golden Amber
DANIEL WHITENER
The Lifeguard - Beard Butter - Pineapple Margarita, Creamy Vanilla & Golden Amber
Solid scent

Another solid summer scent.

Arachnid - Beard Oil - Venom-Dripped Tobacco, Cloved Apple Stew, Dark Autumn Spice
MICHAEL BARUCH
Arachnid - Beard Oil - Venom-Dripped Tobacco, Cloved Apple Stew, Dark Autumn Spice
Spider 🕷️ bite

Amazing 🤩 fragrance ‼️

The Grower - Beard Butter - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Danny
The Grower - Beard Butter - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
beardy butter

I got this as a gift for my beardy companion whose beard is a little rough. The beard butter is helping to make it smooth :') and it smells great all day long!

Dr. Slumber - Beard Oil - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Brandon Harris
Dr. Slumber - Beard Oil - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
My sleep time ritual

DR Slumber should be a mainline in my opinion. I love the smell. I use it every night before bed, the butter and the oil. Its calming, perfect for sleep.

The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Pumpkin
The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Fantastic smell and product

This product smells more apple than anything and that’s good! My face feels very refreshed and hydrated after using it. Fablebeardco is my go to now for all my beard oil needs. I’ve tried so many other beard oils on the market and none of them come close to the quality of fable.

Fable Army Subscription Kit
Daren Rife
Fable Army Subscription Kit
The subscription

Love the subscription stitch mouth is almost gonna i need more please

The Carney - Deodorant - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Daren
The Carney - Deodorant - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco

One of my favorites from the fall collection

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