Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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Allyson Anderson
Fable Beard Co.
I gave it to my fiance for Easter

I gave it to my fiance for Easter. He really liked it

The Musketeer - Beard Conditioner - Valiant Dark Walnut, Roguish Cognac, Smoldering Gunpowder
Richard Jones
The Musketeer - Beard Conditioner - Valiant Dark Walnut, Roguish Cognac, Smoldering Gunpowder
Love it

All the Fable stuff has been great. It makes my beard soft and smell great

The Leprechaun - Beard Balm - Green Clover, Fresh Rosemary, Black Pepper, and Irish Mist
Tim
The Leprechaun - Beard Balm - Green Clover, Fresh Rosemary, Black Pepper, and Irish Mist

Leprechaun is in my top 3 scents.

The Druid - Beard Oil - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
Tony Karl
The Druid - Beard Oil - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
The druid

The druid beard oil and butter is one of my favorite that I've tried so far. Dont let the description fool you it smells amazing

Mystery Gift
John Ray
Mystery Gift

I got some conditioner as my bonus item,
and it’s great quality.

Fable Army Subscription
Jennifer
Fable Army Subscription

Love getting the variety and surprise each month.

The Imagineer - Cologne - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
Robert Nickerson
The Imagineer - Cologne - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
Pure Imagination!

This is my favorite scent. It somehow captures an old world, a steampunk world, a dash of fun, and still has class. My wife loves this scent and other guys ask where I get this.

Rum Runner - Beard Wash - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
Kyle A
Rum Runner - Beard Wash - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
Great scent

Love the scent and leaves beard super soft and manageable

The Barkeep - A Unscented Blend Beard Balm
Joe Dix
The Barkeep - A Unscented Blend Beard Balm
Perfect for your unmatched oils.

I love relying on Barkeep for my unmatched oils. You only need one container to suit several different oils. The balms are perfect for when you want more hold than the butters. I used Barkeep with Gleamfoot, and the oil's scent came through perfectly.

Louis Cappellini
Fable Beard Co.
One Yr as a Customer

Fable has a tremendous variety of beard products to the point that you become addicted, in a good way, to adding to one's collection of scents. But even more important is their customer service, sales and promotions. There is just about something for every beard lover. Their skin care products are good too.

The Spartan - Beard Oil - Frankincense, Myrrh, Sage, and Ocean Mist
Eric Davis
The Spartan - Beard Oil - Frankincense, Myrrh, Sage, and Ocean Mist
Great product my wife loves it

I love the way this oil smells and makes my beard feel.gies on good and lasts all day

The Imagineer - Deodorant - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
dchiav
The Imagineer - Deodorant - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
Favorite Scent!

The Imagineer is my favorite scent. I had the oil and loved it so much, I had to get the deodorant too! I've completely switched to Fable's deodorant. It works great, and maintains it's smell throughout the day. I'm sure more Imagineer products will be in my future.

Lucky Guy - Deodorant - Cooling Sea Water, Clean Oak Moss, Golden Sugarcane
D.R.
Lucky Guy - Deodorant - Cooling Sea Water, Clean Oak Moss, Golden Sugarcane

One of my favorites for sure!

The Wizard - Deodorant - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
D.R.
The Wizard - Deodorant - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks

Really nice!

The Djinn - Deodorant - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
STEVEN CHURCH
The Djinn - Deodorant - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Djinn is amazing!

Djinn has a wonderful smell that is worth wishing for and utilizing. I shall obtain more in the future.

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