Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Lumberjack - Beard Butter - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
Breighton Meenach
The Lumberjack - Beard Butter - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
Good stuff

Smells good works into beard good 👍

Dr. Slumber - Deodorant - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Christopher Councilman
Dr. Slumber - Deodorant - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Dr Slumber

One of my new Favorite smells for Deodorant.

The Distiller - Beard Oil - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Anthony Cash
The Distiller - Beard Oil - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Best Beard Oil on the market

I’ve tried numerous oils in the last 6 years. Most left my beard feeling gritty and nasty. Fable on the other hand, smells amazing, a long lasting scent, keeps the itch down, and overall leaves my beard looking great. Long lasting too. I will have to try out more scents. I went with The Distiller and it is a favorite. Thanks Fable, keep the wizardary up!

The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
kenneth smith
The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Highway Hunter

A MUST have for the Fall🎃

The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Trevelyn Linton
The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Great!!!

So far so good. Great feel, and great scents. Keep up the good work.

The Witch Doctor - Deodorant - Smoked Mango, Island Breeze, Dark Musk
Mary Burton
The Witch Doctor - Deodorant - Smoked Mango, Island Breeze, Dark Musk
Love it

It smells really amazing and get tons of compliments

The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Lee Yokum
The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Great manly fresh scent

Fantastic scent. My wife also loves it. Living in the PNW this scent is great for beard and flannel weather.

The Slasher - Beard Oil - Spiced Rum Cake, Smoldering Citrus, Splintered Wood and Sinister Cinnamon
Austin Bucy
The Slasher - Beard Oil - Spiced Rum Cake, Smoldering Citrus, Splintered Wood and Sinister Cinnamon
Sinister

The cinnamon isn't over powering and I feel like the scent gives me energy.

The Lightning Rod - Beard Butter - Fruity Cereal, Crisp Lemon, Fresh Cherries, and Sweet Pomegranate
Theodore Butler
The Lightning Rod - Beard Butter - Fruity Cereal, Crisp Lemon, Fresh Cherries, and Sweet Pomegranate
Fruity Pebbles

It smells amazing

The Lumberjack - Deodorant - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
Justine Erb
The Lumberjack - Deodorant - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods

love the products I purchased . I have had a hard time finding deodorants that last all day in the warmer months I have tried everything in the stores from expensive to cheap and nothing has work . This product lasts all day I have gotten compliments saying I smell like a candle . Totally recommend the deodorants .

The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Drew
The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze

Amazing scent

The Scarecrow - Beard Oil - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
Drew
The Scarecrow - Beard Oil - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves

Amazing products this makes # 8 of the different scents

The Highlander - Beard Oil - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Charles Lamb
The Highlander - Beard Oil - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Aye, a great scent

I've used an awful lot of oils and butter from other brands, but this is now my favorite. The oil keeps my beard moist and shining like a loch in the morning sun, and the butter keeps it soft as heather. The scent is subtle, with just enough earthy darkness and light tones, and it lasts well into the second day, maybe longer. When your lady gets close, she'll smell it, and she'll love it.

The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Jeff
The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow

Works great!

The Highway Hunter - Beard Balm - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Jeff
The Highway Hunter - Beard Balm - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow

Works great!

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