Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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Malt Shop Marty - Beard Oil - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl
Steve hologa
Malt Shop Marty - Beard Oil - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl
Wow!

Amazing as usual

The Marksman - Deodorant - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Ken Rios
The Marksman - Deodorant - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

The Marksman - Deodorant - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

The Appalachian - Beard Oil - Homestead Honey Cream, Black Mountain Coffee, Rustic Maple Leaf
Nolan Buckner
The Appalachian - Beard Oil - Homestead Honey Cream, Black Mountain Coffee, Rustic Maple Leaf
Love the Appalachian

Smells great!

The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Jordan fisher
The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
AWESOME

Best scent so far, the beard oil and the troll beard butter is a amazing combo love it!

The Barkeep - An Unscented Beard Butter
Brian Pomeroy
The Barkeep - An Unscented Beard Butter
Barkeep review

I got this butter to use with mismatched oils I have hoping it wouldn’t overpower the scent of the oil. It works great for this purpose.

The Appalachian - Beard Oil - Homestead Honey Cream, Black Mountain Coffee, Rustic Maple Leaf
Joe Dix
The Appalachian - Beard Oil - Homestead Honey Cream, Black Mountain Coffee, Rustic Maple Leaf
My favorite coffee scent from Fable.

I adore this scent. Not only does it smell like fresh brewing coffee, but the honey and maple leaf dance around to a country breakfast tune. I've had to buy multiples.

$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
James Watts
$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Would have been cool

Would have been cool to win lol

Tiki Man - Beard Butter - Juicy Pineapple, Jungle Woods, Spiced Rum
Ronald
Tiki Man - Beard Butter - Juicy Pineapple, Jungle Woods, Spiced Rum

One of the best scents I've gotten.

The Action Hero - Beard Butter - Musky Cedarwood, Warm Caraway, Velvety Apricot
Ronald
The Action Hero - Beard Butter - Musky Cedarwood, Warm Caraway, Velvety Apricot

Amazing scenta

The Distiller - Beard Butter - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Jeff Woodyard
The Distiller - Beard Butter - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods

I absolutely loved your product and I will most definitely be ordering from you guys again.You had great prices, and you have so many more I want to try

Rum Runner - Cologne - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
anthony ashby
Rum Runner - Cologne - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
Top Teir

Loved the oil so much had to get the cologne. Easily one of my top 3 scents of all time.

$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Shawn Carroll
$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Softer beard

The conditioner works great and the sent bootleger is fabulous

The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Conner White
The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Great Scent

Great scent and makes my beard soft and shiny after using the barkeeper shampoo! Glad I found this brand.

The Leprechaun - Beard Butter - Green Clover, Fresh Rosemary, Black Pepper, and Irish Mist
Dieter Lundquist
The Leprechaun - Beard Butter - Green Clover, Fresh Rosemary, Black Pepper, and Irish Mist
Wonderful Scent

I really love this scent a lot and try to use it sparingly. I would not hesitate to buy this again. One of my favs.

The Explorer - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Silver Birch, Cosmic Air Accord, Dark Mineral Musk
Adam kras
The Explorer - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Silver Birch, Cosmic Air Accord, Dark Mineral Musk
Explorer the exploy

Do not sleep on this one! This is a great year round scent. Birch & musk are a great combination.

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