Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Distiller - Beard Butter - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Ray Fowler
The Distiller - Beard Butter - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods

I ordered the oil and butter along with a mystery pack which turned out to be two other butters! So far I’ve tried all of them and my wife really likes me valentines lol. Also received heartbreaker which I like. All scents are on point and love them all. Look forward to running low and replacing my stock with some new product! Next time I want to try some beard wash!! Thanks!!

Krampus - Beard Oil - Evergreen Wreath, Pine Boughs, and Spiced Apples
Robert
Krampus - Beard Oil - Evergreen Wreath, Pine Boughs, and Spiced Apples

This might be the best beard scented oil ive ever used!!!

The Djinn - Deodorant - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Terry Mitchell
The Djinn - Deodorant - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
5 stars!!!

This one is by far my favorite. I will literally buy this every time I run out. It smells so good and I’ve gotten so many compliments from women. I definitely recommend!!!!

The Scarecrow - Beard Oil - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
Brandon Walker
The Scarecrow - Beard Oil - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
Smells Amazing!

Great scent!

Jack-In-The-Coffin - Beard Balm - Toasted Chestnuts, Golden Clove, Toffee Crunch
Bob Snyder
Jack-In-The-Coffin - Beard Balm - Toasted Chestnuts, Golden Clove, Toffee Crunch
Outstanding Scent, a new Favorite

Jack-In-The-Coffin is an exceptional scent. The toffee really pops and it lasts long. Definitely one of the best scents I’ve purchased. Highly recommend!

The Crusader - Deodorant - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Stephen Knoll
The Crusader - Deodorant - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Products smell TOO good

The Highlander might be one of my favorite scents, the oil and butter are a great combo to soften the beard and really amp up the scent so you can smell it. Lasts all day too, worth every penny. Deodorant is also very strong, not my favorite scent, but that's not on Fable. It's still a nice crisp scent I smell long before any BO, just not my favorite. Just leaves me excited to try something new on the next order

The Witch Doctor - Cologne - Smoked Mango, Island Breeze, Dark Musk
Garry
The Witch Doctor - Cologne - Smoked Mango, Island Breeze, Dark Musk
Mango is banjo!

The spiced mango is an interesting scent, I think it’s a nice different scent.

The Crooked - Beard Oil - Caramel Custard, Cinnamon Pears, Twisted Spiced Chai
D.S.
The Crooked - Beard Oil - Caramel Custard, Cinnamon Pears, Twisted Spiced Chai

Smells amazing.

The Harvester - Deodorant - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Anthony wheeler
The Harvester - Deodorant - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze

The Harvester - Deodorant - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze

Chimney Creep - Beard Conditioner - Smoldering Fireplace, Christmas Trees, Twisted Candy Cane
Jason
Chimney Creep - Beard Conditioner - Smoldering Fireplace, Christmas Trees, Twisted Candy Cane

Smells amazing and as always, the best beard product out there by a mile.

The Carney - Beard Wash - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Wade Miller
The Carney - Beard Wash - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
The carney

This is one of my absolute favorite scents. The kettle corn, caramel, and tobacco blend together for and amazing savory scent that is unique. I absolutely recommend this scent.

Krampus - Beard Oil - Evergreen Wreath, Pine Boughs, and Spiced Apples
Austin C
Krampus - Beard Oil - Evergreen Wreath, Pine Boughs, and Spiced Apples
Excellent scent

Definitely one of my favorites. Spot on Christmas fragrance. Neither the apple nor pine is overbearing. The perfect mix.

Sant-O-Lantern - Beard Wash - Christmas Pine, Cold Winter Night, Sneaky Pomegranate, & Spooky Holiday Wreath
Jamie A.
Sant-O-Lantern - Beard Wash - Christmas Pine, Cold Winter Night, Sneaky Pomegranate, & Spooky Holiday Wreath
Won't be buying from any other company

This is the best smelling beard wash my wife and I have ever smelt

The Scarecrow - Cologne - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
Joshua
The Scarecrow - Cologne - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves

Very "Autumn" scented. This one you can wear throughout October and November because of the commandeering and pleasent pumpkin scent. 11/10

The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Matt M
The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Call me Johnny Appleseed

I live in the middle of Apple country New York. And you either love apples or you hate them. I love them. The beard oil is a great way to have that lovely smell with me. Also it helps keep the face wires soft enough for the wife to want to touch me

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