Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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Fable Army Subscription Kit
Adam Deming
Fable Army Subscription Kit
Dream Eater far from a nightmare

I mean let's start with the artwork, it really sets a mood, right before October too! And the smell.... concentrated together it smells very cologne-like. However, after it gets into the beard the melody opens up! The current gets to you first, wrapping around your nose like a sweet candy followed by a sturdy pine smell that relaxes your mind like your strolling outdoors, even hours later that comforting smell lingers anywhere you go. Thanks for another banger Fable!

The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Kevin
The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

Love the sent and the smoothness of my beard after use

The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Kevin
The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air

Love the sent and the smoothness of my beard after use.

The Teacher - A Berry Positive Beard Balm
Adam K
The Teacher - A Berry Positive Beard Balm
Scent stays all day!

I’m new to the beard oil, butter and balm game, but I’ve had a beard for much of my adult life. I love how The Teacher lasts all day long! As an elementary school teacher, sometimes I smell things I don’t want to, but with Fable’s The Teacher, I don’t smell anything but the berries!

The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Jason
The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze

Amazing smells, fast delivery

The Scarecrow - Beard Wash - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
Larry Ahalt
The Scarecrow - Beard Wash - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves

The Scarecrow - Beard Wash - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves

Corpsicle - Beard Conditioner - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla
MN Steve
Corpsicle - Beard Conditioner - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla
Magically smellicious!

Delicious scent, fantastic nourishing feeling that leaves my beard feeling soft and looking great! Thank you! Will definitely be trying more!

Fable Beard Co.
Sterling acton
Fable Beard Co.

Saw them on Facebook a few times and read the scent profiles. My wife loved the way the sounded so we ordered. They did not disappoint!! I’ve had two orders so far and even got my wife her body wash from fable beauty. We will order again without question and recommended to everyone!! Patches and forager are up next.

The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Mrs D M Jackson
The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Smells like a holiday

I love this beard oil!!!
That being said, I use it in my hair
Ladies…give it a try.

Fable Army Subscription Kit
Santa
Fable Army Subscription Kit

Love the stitch mouth, nice scent with staying power.

The Dollmaker - Beard Balm - Warm Butterscotch, Buttered Rum, Candy Corn, & Creamy Caramel
Emily Vanderpool Oliphant
The Dollmaker - Beard Balm - Warm Butterscotch, Buttered Rum, Candy Corn, & Creamy Caramel
Candy corn scented husband

My husband's beard is soft and smells delicious! He is a candy corn eater so I thought he'd enjoy your Dollmaker scent and I was right. He's a welder and his beard takes a beating. It's gone from pokey and wild to soft and shapely.

$50 Mystery Beard Bundle
Brandon Harris
$50 Mystery Beard Bundle
I loooove these

You get a good mix of products including beard washes and conditioners. I only wish i knew which product was my mystery gift. These are great for christmas

The Butcher - Beard Butter - Warm Cocoa Butter, Black Cardamom, Old Tanned Leather
Jason
The Butcher - Beard Butter - Warm Cocoa Butter, Black Cardamom, Old Tanned Leather

This scent is phenomenal!!! Highly recommended.

The Lifeguard - Deodorant - Pineapple Margarita, Creamy Vanilla & Golden Amber
James Bruno
The Lifeguard - Deodorant - Pineapple Margarita, Creamy Vanilla & Golden Amber
Wife loves it!

Great summer smell.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Justin Brauer
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Call me Dr. Wolf

Beard feels great and I love the smell. My fiancé loves it as well, excited to try more awesome scents!

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