Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Jeff
The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow

Works great!

The Highway Hunter - Beard Balm - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Jeff
The Highway Hunter - Beard Balm - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow

Works great!

The Distiller - Beard Conditioner - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Brian Spann
The Distiller - Beard Conditioner - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
So many compliments

Since using this product I have gotten so many compliments about the smell, softness and health of my beard

The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
James Watts
The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Nice non sweet smell

Crusader smells really food like a nice out on the town subtle cologne. Stays with you throughout the day. Glad i bought it. Usually dont buy these types of scents from fable but this one is a banger.

The Refresher - Beard Oil - Gunpowder & Lemonade
C. Miller
The Refresher - Beard Oil - Gunpowder & Lemonade
The Refresher

Awesome fresh scent and feels so nice in beard. Received The Refresher as an exchange and incredibly thankful for the upstanding customer service. Top-notch!

The Dollmaker - Beard Oil - Warm Butterscotch, Buttered Rum, Candy Corn, & Creamy Caramel
eric ike
The Dollmaker - Beard Oil - Warm Butterscotch, Buttered Rum, Candy Corn, & Creamy Caramel
doll laker is rich!

rich, creamy, buttety and warm tjis is a fall scent and its perfect

The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
eric ike
The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Firefly is STRAIGHT FIRE

This Prilofilebis amazing! the dry down is perfect, the scent carries for hours!!! the alowlebis subtle and always fresh and pleasant the lemon is sharp, summery, clean and fresh the oud is grounding, just barely smokey put wraps the lemon up beautifully. GREAT PROFILE LOVED IT

The Djinn - Beard Balm - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Keith Delcourt
The Djinn - Beard Balm - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
All Day Scent and Hold!!!

This beard balm held my beard all day! Not only that, it smelled AMAZING and kept my beard soft! Highly recommend!

The Gut - Beard Oil - Savory Herbs, Smokey Bonfire, Black Peppercorn
CORI W
The Gut - Beard Oil - Savory Herbs, Smokey Bonfire, Black Peppercorn
Smells Like Smoking a Brisket

Top 5 scent for me from Fable. Finally got a somewhat smoky one. Reminds me of smoking a brisket with hickory wood. Will be ordering multiple butters and oil before it goes away to get me though to a hopeful return next year. Scent lasts about 8 hours. Enough to ge through a full work day, but not to the following day.

The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Jason Gillis
The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Still too new to know

I’ve only been using for less than a week. In my experience it takes a solid couple weeks to see what kind of finish it leaves on longer beards. So far so good, thus the 5 stars. The scent is interesting but good and as for now I like the texture it leaves on my beard.

The Highway Hunter - Beard Wash - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
john boyd
The Highway Hunter - Beard Wash - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow

I love the fall scent. Plan on ordering more, my wife especially love the smell if it

The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Russell Sheets
The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Suprise!

The Sharp Lemon that is smelled at first was good but the Smoked Oud that comes through Lemon makes it smell amazing!

The Shark Hunter - Beard Butter - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Tarus Ussery
The Shark Hunter - Beard Butter - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
New Beard Smell

All three beard butter I bought are fantastic and my wife loves the Salty Bay Butter the most. Keeps my beard soft all day. Up next, I gotta get the cologne. Thx Fable!

BTW- Fable beard is so good, you replaced the company I was buying from. Thx!🙏🏽👍🏽✌🏽

The Barkeep - An Unscented Beard Butter
Brett K.
The Barkeep - An Unscented Beard Butter
First time buyer.

Very pleased with the butter. Its very smooth and the unscented has a very light pleasant scent. I will be back for more!

The Warlock - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Justin Delzer
The Warlock - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Warlock

Amazing scent!!!

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