Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Troll - Beard Conditioner - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Christopher Ambrose
The Troll - Beard Conditioner - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Great products

Great products and great customer service!

The Harvester - Beard Wash - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Josh Mize
The Harvester - Beard Wash - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Harvester Beard wash

I have tried numerous beard washes over the years but this one truly elevated my grooming routine to a new level. As I already have the Harvester cologne, I was looking forward to the beard wash and let me tell you it does not dissapoint. The smell is both fresh with the subtle hints of fall and spice that is perfectly blended. Texture of the gel is smooth and lathers evenly while penetrating deep into the hair follicles and to the skin. Has a great balance of cleansing effectively while maintaining moisture and softness. Washes out easily without feeling any sticky residue making it ideal for daily use. After two weeks of washing itch and flaky skin is noticeable reduces and beard softness is touchably improved!
Highly recommended for anyone maintaining a healthy and well groomed beard!

The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Robert
The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood

Fable’s oul blend works perfect with my beard. Djinn is a strong, long lasting unique scent that is difficult to describe, but an absolute pleasure to wear. Lots of compliments on this one.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Robert
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

A tobacco heavy scent with a hint of berries. Great scent and great blend.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Balm - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Robert
Dr. Wolf - Beard Balm - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

Fable’s balm is so smooth, yet offers that little bit of control that I need. Dr. Wolf is a tobacco heavy scent and smells exactly like its description.

The Djinn - Beard Balm - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Robert
The Djinn - Beard Balm - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood

Fable’s balm is so smooth, yet offers that little bit of control that I need. Djinn is an undescribable strong scent that is simply awesome!

The Djinn - Deodorant - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Robert
The Djinn - Deodorant - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood

The only deodorant I’ve used in the past 2 years is Fable’s. Djinn is such a unique and refreshing scent.

The Highway Hunter - Beard Wash - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Kris Stephens
The Highway Hunter - Beard Wash - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Awsome Product

I have noticed a big difference in the two weeks of use! I’ve already ordered another bundle with the awsome BOGO that was going on .

Mystery Unreleased Beard Oil
Fitz
Mystery Unreleased Beard Oil
Amazing product!!

Last for over 12 hours! Just wish the review would let me leave a picture!!!!!

The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Ransom Johnson
The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Fire fly

I love this and so does my wife. The smell is contagious and it makes my beard smell so good.

The Carney - Beard Oil - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Robert Hare
The Carney - Beard Oil - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Exactly as described

The scent title of The Carney literally describes this to a tee. Imagine being a kid walking around your local carnival and just taking in the smells, those smells will now be in your beard with this

The Scarecrow - Beard Balm - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
Joshua
The Scarecrow - Beard Balm - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves

Fantatic scent. Love the body wash as well. Great for fall. Just wish the body wash came in a larger size.

Will continue to buy. Harvester is also amazing in fall/winter

Captain Crimson - Beard Butter - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Aaron
Captain Crimson - Beard Butter - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla

Love the scent. It is one of my favorites to date

The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
PJ
The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Best. Scent. Ever.

The Marksman is the perfect scent, woodsy with just enough musk but still has enough freshness from the pine that comes through, extremely satisfying to use and the wife really likes the smell too

The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Ken
The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Smells great

I love The Marksman. Smells great and it makes my beard soft. Will definitely buy it again.

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