Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Harvester - Beard Wash - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Anthony wheeler
The Harvester - Beard Wash - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze

The Harvester - Beard Wash - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze

The Highlander - Deodorant - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Michael
The Highlander - Deodorant - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Super Surprised, and Happy About It!

This has been the only baking soda deodorant I've tried that doesn't make me break out in a rash! It keeps me fresh all day long, and I mean from application until I shower before bed. I'll definitely be buying this again, though likely in a different scent that's lighter/more subtle so as to not clash with beard products or colognes. Keep up the great work!

The Djinn - Deodorant - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Jonathon J Tantaros
The Djinn - Deodorant - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Incredible

This is my absolute favorite deodorant! I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to enjoy another product for my armpits as much as I do this one.

The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Alan Gonzalez
The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze

The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze

The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Doug Shipman
The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Good Stuff

I have tried a lot of different beard products. My problem has been that it all smelled terrible. I really like this.

The Leech - Beard Butter - Lakeside Chill, Haunted Hayride, Caramel Pumpkin Spice
Charles B Owens
The Leech - Beard Butter - Lakeside Chill, Haunted Hayride, Caramel Pumpkin Spice
Halloween 🎃 is the best time of the year.

Fable Beats Co has a customer for life. The Halloween scents are the best and The Leech is a Top Shelf scent. I hope it comes back next year!

The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Stephan
The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood

Great product!

The Djinn - Beard Butter - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Stephan
The Djinn - Beard Butter - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood

Great product!

Mystery Gift
David Carlson
Mystery Gift
Mystery Gift

I’m impressed with your dedication to your customers. And that you let us try other products. And I like that I can see what other products you have available.

The Butcher - Beard Butter - Warm Cocoa Butter, Black Cardamom, Old Tanned Leather
John Martin
The Butcher - Beard Butter - Warm Cocoa Butter, Black Cardamom, Old Tanned Leather
Butcher

Smells great

The Marksman - Beard Balm - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
TYLER KIMBALL
The Marksman - Beard Balm - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

The Marksman - Beard Balm - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

The Mask - Beard Butter - Blood Orange, Cream Soda, Bourbon-Soaked Oak
Benjamin
The Mask - Beard Butter - Blood Orange, Cream Soda, Bourbon-Soaked Oak

Fable never disappoints, and The Mask is no dofferrent. Smells great and great for my beard

The Distiller - Beard Butter - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Louis Cappellini
The Distiller - Beard Butter - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
First time using Distiller

Great and lasting scent, great balance, one the nice stronger scents when you want one

Chupacabra - Beard Oil - Spicy Margarita, Mild Chili Peppers, Flaky Salt, Cactus Flower
James
Chupacabra - Beard Oil - Spicy Margarita, Mild Chili Peppers, Flaky Salt, Cactus Flower

Strong lime margita on the front with a hint of agave

The Surgeon - Beard Oil - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood
James
The Surgeon - Beard Oil - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood

Great scent warm with a subtle musk

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