Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Toy Maker - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow Latte, Vanilla Bourbon, and Pipe Tobacco
Kolt webb
The Toy Maker - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow Latte, Vanilla Bourbon, and Pipe Tobacco
Toy maker

I absolutely love the toy maker sent. I absolutely love every fable beard company product I have tried.

Chimney Creep - Beard Conditioner - Smoldering Fireplace, Christmas Trees, Twisted Candy Cane
Fernando Rosado
Chimney Creep - Beard Conditioner - Smoldering Fireplace, Christmas Trees, Twisted Candy Cane

Chimney Creep - Beard Conditioner - Smoldering Fireplace, Christmas Trees, Twisted Candy Cane

Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Rob L
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Top Tier Scent

Captain Crimson is one of my favorite scents by Fable. The aroma is soft, clean, and universal for any occasion. The sent last all day.
Some of my other favorites: The Hero, The Highlander, Mr. Wolf, and The Distiller - All bold scents that last all day

The Claus - Beard Oil - Warm Christmas Cookies, Fresh Milk, and Sweet Vanilla Frosting
Michael O'Machearley “Pappy”
The Claus - Beard Oil - Warm Christmas Cookies, Fresh Milk, and Sweet Vanilla Frosting
Love this stuff!!

Always have looked for a beard oil that smell Christmasy. This hits the mark and stays smelling good throughout the entire day.

The Lightning Rod - Beard Oil - Fruity Cereal, Crisp Lemon, Fresh Cherries, and Sweet Pomegranate
Stephen Deglow
The Lightning Rod - Beard Oil - Fruity Cereal, Crisp Lemon, Fresh Cherries, and Sweet Pomegranate
Fantastic

My wife loves the scent she actually come over to hug me then grabs some beard and takes a deep breath.

The Lumberjack - Beard Butter - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
NICK COTRUFO
The Lumberjack - Beard Butter - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
Fabulous

What a warm smell and feeling you get after applying it.

Saint Mischief - Beard Butter - Oatmeal Cookies, Sweet Honeycomb, Boiled Custard
Ryan Larrick
Saint Mischief - Beard Butter - Oatmeal Cookies, Sweet Honeycomb, Boiled Custard
Saint mischief

Smells like a sweeter version of milk and honey! Absolutely loved it

Missile Toe - Beard Oil - Red Holly Berries, Crisp Pinecones, Blackberry Puree
Wayne Sevigny Sr
Missile Toe - Beard Oil - Red Holly Berries, Crisp Pinecones, Blackberry Puree
Missile Toe

Received alot of compliments from quite a few young ladies and more from women my age(69). Love it

The Ginger Beard Man - Beard Oil - Warm Gingerbread, Rich Toffee, and Christmas Spices
Mary
The Ginger Beard Man - Beard Oil - Warm Gingerbread, Rich Toffee, and Christmas Spices

Love the scent

The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Oil - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies
Mary
The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Oil - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies

Love the scent

The Marksman - Beard Balm - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Rob
The Marksman - Beard Balm - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Great smelling beard balm!

I have this in cologne scent, smells amazing.

The Toy Maker - Beard Butter - Roasted Marshmallow Latte, Vanilla Bourbon, and Pipe Tobacco
Jacob Pitts
The Toy Maker - Beard Butter - Roasted Marshmallow Latte, Vanilla Bourbon, and Pipe Tobacco

The Toy Maker - Beard Butter - Roasted Marshmallow Latte, Vanilla Bourbon, and Pipe Tobacco

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Argyll Bunton
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Love the scent

Dr Wolf is one of my favorite scents. Great feel in beard also.

The Toy Maker - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow Latte, Vanilla Bourbon, and Pipe Tobacco
Sean
The Toy Maker - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow Latte, Vanilla Bourbon, and Pipe Tobacco

Love this scent!

The Toy Maker - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow Latte, Vanilla Bourbon, and Pipe Tobacco
Sean
The Toy Maker - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow Latte, Vanilla Bourbon, and Pipe Tobacco

Amazing smell!

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