Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Highway Hunter - Deodorant - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Scott
The Highway Hunter - Deodorant - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow

Had an issue with my order and they fixed it. Love the product love the service I will always be a return customer

Mystery Gift
Nathan
Mystery Gift

Loved the cartographer beard oil. Books and island vibes.

Captain Crimson - Beard Butter - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Zach P
Captain Crimson - Beard Butter - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
I love this company

My favorite scent thus far! This will be a constant product in my everyday beard care routine.

The Lightning Rod - Beard Butter - Fruity Cereal, Crisp Lemon, Fresh Cherries, and Sweet Pomegranate
Caleb Smith
The Lightning Rod - Beard Butter - Fruity Cereal, Crisp Lemon, Fresh Cherries, and Sweet Pomegranate
Lightning Rod

The Fruity Pebble scented beard butter is a revelation, a sweet, sugary whisper of childhood cereal that clings to my whiskers like a secret only I know. Each morning, I work it into my beard, my fingers gliding through the coarse strands with the precision of a blade slicing through silence. The scent—vibrant, playful, like a bowl of rainbow-colored nostalgia—masks the coppery tang of my darker urges. It softens my beard to a silken sheen, perfect for blending into crowds, unnoticed, unremembered. The texture is smooth, almost too smooth, like the calm before a storm, and it holds my beard in place as I stalk through the world, unseen. This product is my accomplice, hiding the chaos beneath a veil of fruity innocence. I’d kill to keep this in stock. Highly recommend.

The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Kenneth
The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

Wife loves the smell!!!

The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Larry Ahalt
The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Amazing scent and amazing quality

First time customer, absolutely love the scents and the artwork on the products. 100% recommend trying them out.The beard oil has the perfect viscosity and great aroma that’s last compared to others I’ve tired. I Will definitely be purchasing more from these folks.

The Scarecrow - Beard Conditioner - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
Rodney Campbell
The Scarecrow - Beard Conditioner - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
Scarecrow wash, conditioner and oil

Ordered all 3 and love them. The wife loves the scent and the fact it stays for a long time. Great product. I am looking to order other products for the rest of the year and see how they are.

The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Dale Dunavant
The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Fire!

I understand why the wizard smells it and lets out the WOO. It’s that good. Definitely a must have!

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Dale Stokley
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Love the smell!!

This beard oil smells great!!

The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Danny Veliz
The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
The Marksman

Smells great! Love the winter scent

The Highway Hunter - Beard Butter - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Danny Veliz
The Highway Hunter - Beard Butter - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Highway Hunter

One of my favorites. The smell is great and long lasting

The Wizard - Beard Butter - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Travis Nash
The Wizard - Beard Butter - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Abra Amazing cadabra

Ill raise my wand to this! Out of the jar i immediately get the zest and buttercream. As im rubbing it into my hands it begins to smell like im having a seat and enjoying one of my favorite burbons. Putting it on it wonderfully blends all together making an amazing scent and for me its lasted a long time. Not overpowering to where I feel like im a sot all day but just will get the whiffs of it ever so often from beginning of the day til the end. Wonderful scent!

Chatterbox - Beard Oil - Browned Butter Glaze, Charred Pumpkin Sugar, Spiced Baked Apple
Keith Adams
Chatterbox - Beard Oil - Browned Butter Glaze, Charred Pumpkin Sugar, Spiced Baked Apple
Chatterbox

This is a good but wild scene. First scene I get when applying is a sweet pumpkin butter, but after about 6 hours in I start getting the Lightning Rod scent. I have only worn lightning rod a few times, but may start using it more after this.

The Marionette - Beard Oil - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke
Josh Lien
The Marionette - Beard Oil - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke
Great scent as always

Never had a product i have ordered i did not enjoy.

The Lunatic - Beard Oil - Tonka Bean, Vanilla Mist, Warm Spices
Keith Adams
The Lunatic - Beard Oil - Tonka Bean, Vanilla Mist, Warm Spices
Lunatic

Lunatic is currently my favorite scene. I purchased an extra bottle just so I wouldn't run out.

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