Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Harvester - Beard Butter - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
David Jackson
The Harvester - Beard Butter - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Great name

awesome smell love it!!!

The Baker - Beard Wash - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Jason Morosky
The Baker - Beard Wash - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Really smells really good

Will be purchasing more

The Hatchet - Beard Oil - Mountain Resin, Dried Fir Needles, Smoldering Embers
CORI W.
The Hatchet - Beard Oil - Mountain Resin, Dried Fir Needles, Smoldering Embers
Finally a Woodsy Scent

I cannot state how much I do not enjoy most fruity or flowery scents, so I heavily gravitate to woodsy scents. Fable does not have many of those, and a lot of the ones they do are heavy on some sort of fruit with undertones of woodsy. This is not that. It is very in your face for and resin which I love. Made me feel like I was back forking for the US Forest Service felling Doug fir trees. Scent lasted over 24 hours, even while sweating heavily all day. So far this is my favorite Fable scent

The Lumberjack - Beard Oil - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
CORI W.
The Lumberjack - Beard Oil - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
Happily Surprised

I’m not big on sweet scents, but this one blew me away. Maple syrup really stands out, but also gets a woodsy fall scent as well. Lasts well past 24 hours, and could still smell it after a shower, and could get notes of it with another scent applied after.

The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Michael A.
The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
A Very Handsome Scent

This scent is exactly what I hoped for. It also has my face and beard feeling, and smelling, great!

The Teacher - Beard Oil - Fresh Apples, Wild Berries, and Creamy Vanilla
Andrew
The Teacher - Beard Oil - Fresh Apples, Wild Berries, and Creamy Vanilla

Amazing smell!

The Scribe - Deodorant - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Wayne
The Scribe - Deodorant - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte

Smells really good

The Slasher - Deodorant - Spiced Rum Cake, Smoldering Citrus, Splintered Wood and Sinister Cinnamon
Wayne
The Slasher - Deodorant - Spiced Rum Cake, Smoldering Citrus, Splintered Wood and Sinister Cinnamon

It smells really good

The Lumberjack - Beard Oil - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
Shaun
The Lumberjack - Beard Oil - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods

Fast delivery. Ive only used the lemon one so far and it smells great and feels good on the beard.

The Lifeguard - Beard Balm - Pineapple Margarita, Creamy Vanilla & Golden Amber
J. B.
The Lifeguard - Beard Balm - Pineapple Margarita, Creamy Vanilla & Golden Amber
Keeps my beard in check and in place!

Great product! Not only does it smell good but it keeps my beard, which is slightly longer and wavy, in place. I'll be ordering again soon!

The Dollmaker - Beard Butter - Warm Butterscotch, Buttered Rum, Candy Corn, & Creamy Caramel
Blaine Reitz
The Dollmaker - Beard Butter - Warm Butterscotch, Buttered Rum, Candy Corn, & Creamy Caramel
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Nightcrawler - Beard Butter - Citrus Vanilla Grotto, Fiery Clove, Cranberry Bite
Adam
Nightcrawler - Beard Butter - Citrus Vanilla Grotto, Fiery Clove, Cranberry Bite

Smells like fruity spicy vanilla

The Lunatic - Beard Butter - Tonka Bean, Vanilla Mist, Warm Spices
Adam
The Lunatic - Beard Butter - Tonka Bean, Vanilla Mist, Warm Spices

Smells like vanilla and cinnamon

The Scarecrow - Beard Butter - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
Adam
The Scarecrow - Beard Butter - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves

Smells like a pumpkin candle

The Harvester - Beard Butter - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Louis Ruzicka
The Harvester - Beard Butter - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
The Harvester

This is my favorite fall scent I'm glad you guys brought it back I even ordered an extra bottle also I'm coming up on the 1st year(yard) of my beard growth, thank you and without fable it would not be possible you guys rock! Lou Ruzicka Baltimore

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